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Santa Banta SMS
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Santa ne market me ek khoobsurat ladki dekhi
aur sochne laga...
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kaash!
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ye meri
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maa hoti to mai bhi itna hi khoobsurt hota.
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Santa- arz kiya hai.
Banta- irshad irshad.
Santa- arz kiya hai.
Banta- irshad...
Santa- abe kutte bolne to de.
Banta- wah....wah.
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Santa ki chhatri me hole tha,
Banta ne pucha: umbrella me hole kyu hai?
Santa: Oye, baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
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Santa BLOOD k bare me
book pad rha tha...
Biwi: aaj ye kyu pad rahe ho?
Santa: mujhe Dr. ne kaha hai ki kal BLOOD test hai is liye test ki taiyari kar raha hu.
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Santa: Biwi se ladai khatm hui?
Banta: Ghutne tek k mere pas aai thi
Santa: usne ghutne tek k kya kaha?
Banta: yahi ki bed k niche se nikal aao, kuch nahi kahugi.
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snta roj subah ped ki
daali pe chad k baith
jaata tha...
Pucho Q?
Kyu ki MBA karke wo
apne aap ko Branch
Manager samjta tha.
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Biwi: tumara Banta ki biwi k sath sambndh hai,
Sharam aani chahiye,
Santa: sorry,
Par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Biwi: Banta aaj tumari undrwear pehan k aaya tha.
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Captain- kisi ko tufaan se bach nikalne ki dua aati hai?
Santa raised hand..
Captain- ok.. aap dua par guzara karo, hamare paas 1 life jacket kam hai.
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How can u identify Santa in a classroom?
Think
Think
Very simple
Just see
Who is erasing notes When teacher is erasing blackboard.
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Santa to guest: thanda piyoge ya garam,
Guest: dono le aao,
Santa: 1 glass freezer se aur 1 glass geyser se pani ka le aao.
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Santa- agar mere hath me sarkar ho to
mai desh ki takdir badal dunga..
Wife- tum pehle apna pajama to badal lo
subah se ulta pehan rakha hai.
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